Uber SEO Company

There are some crappy services floating around the SEO community these days. Most are a waste of money, time and energy. Here are some we found on a few popular SEO forums.

1) Spamming Craigslist.org - These services will post your BS offers for whatever all over the Craigslist webiste, everyday. This is one of the lowest forms of spam, so cut this shit out.

2) Myspace Bulletins - see # 1 (same type of shit)

3) Website Submissions - The submissions are usually to 500 free directories and you have never heard of any of them. In fact, most of the time the person that is offering the services owns ALL 500 free directories himself. (run the other way)

4) Paid Forum Posters - So you don’t have any traffic to your forum but you want people posting, well guess what. Once you stop paying your posters you still don’t have any active members. Not to mention that most of the times the post won’t make sense.

example 1:

“i lik you post very funy.”

example 2:

“me to”

example 3:

“funny stuff just like my site: http://poster-sspammy-domain.com”

5) Free Web Hosting - yep, we all want shitty advertisements on our sites and servers with double digit loads. If you are halfway serious about your website you will never use a free hosting service.

I’d have to say that in 2007 the affiliate marketing world pissed me off!  All these self proclaimed ‘Super Affiliates’ coming out of the woodwork.  They start a blog show one month of a check, which most of the time is 18 months old and claim to be a super affiliate.

There are a few out there that seem cool and I know some that consistantly earn the Super Affiliate status. (FootCash Does) The rest of these fucktards are wannabees that couldn’t insert their *sub=id* if their life depended on it.   They start these blogs and brag about how much money they make and how much a stupid watch cost.  NEWS FLASH Assholes; just because you can afford a $12K watch doesn’t mean you should buy one.

The fricken noobs on the SEO forums are starting to get to me.  Here is a *small* list of the recent questions I’ve read.

-I’ve read that ALT tags on your graphics can help SEO, do they?

-Should I buy one PR7 link or 15 PR2 links?

-I have copied content from a few other sites and now my site is gone what should I do?

-I was told that anyone that links to me with a PR0 website will hurt my rankings.  How do I find all the PR0 links?

-Is it true that left side navigation menu’s aren’t good for SEO?

-Jedi Vs  Klingon?

-I bought a link, am I a blackhat?

-How can i get my site to the first page on Google for around $200?

-How long does it take to get a site to rank?

-How do I increase traffic? I’m already a PR5.

-Am I penalized for being on the same server as a banned site?

- I keep resubmitting my site to the search engines but I’m still not on the first page, why?

-Why did I get an infraction?